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Did someone steal the stars and put them in your eyes?

Because the compacted mass is turning them into black holes.

Hello I am Lauren and 20 and in college and really bad at writing these descriptions can't I just upload my resume or something instead. Uhh I'm in marching band at my school and am studying engineering. Also Dylan O'Brien's face is really pretty.
  #OH GOD    #this is terrible    #i'm sorry    #blasphemy    #jesus    #in every sense of the word  

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Frozach Submitted

  #i'm sorry    #i don't know why i still find these funny    #but i do  
  #i don't even watch this show    #yet    #but i can't not love this cast    #i'm sorry    #teen wolf  

Spideypool Ship Manifesto

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  #kon's crack fic    #i did not write this    #i swear    #spideypool    #nsfw    #nsfw at all    #you probably shouldn't read this    #i'm sorry  

My Big Fat Butt Barbecue-Dayum!

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  #kon's crack fic    #nsfw    #bbq    #doctor who    #crack fic    #i'm sorry    #i am so so sorry  

The Spankening

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  #kon's crack fic    #booty    #nsfw    #crack fic    #clint barton    #loki    #i'm sorry