My Awesome Words of Beauty and Wisdom: Archive

I wanted to tell you a punny chemistry joke...

But all the best ones argon.

Dec 26th

How to wrap a present:

The Math Way - Use calculus to determine the surface area of the object you are trying to wrap and calculate exactly how much wrapping paper you would need. The Biologists Way - Wrapping paper is so wasteful. Save trees and put the present in a reusable bag The Engineering Way - Just put everything in a box and wrap it all at once. The Literature Way - Read one of Shakespeare’s great...

Dec 23rd

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Don't you just hate it when...

You’re emptying out your inbox on your phone by deleting a bunch of messages, but first you have to read all the messages before you delete them, and you end up reading a bunch of messages from someone you don’t really talk to anymore, and you realize how much you miss them? Yeah.

Dec 22nd

“Billy coughed when the door was opened, and when he coughed he sh** thin gruel....”

– Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

Dec 21st

My mom is like Umbridge from A Very Potter Sequel....

She just texted me to go knock on my brother’s door to see if he read her text, which he already had. Her reason for asking me to do this was that he didn’t text her back.

Dec 20th

Dec 19th

Women laughing alone with salad.

lolsofunny: Oh salad, how did you get so hilarious?

Dec 19th

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TLC has a new show about speed dating at Comic...

I want to do this at Otakon. Not this year, as everyone is old-ish and probably a bit creepy. But when I’m 23 or so… It will happen. If nothing else, I want to say I was able to seduce a guy while cosplaying. True love exists for geeks, gaiz.

Dec 19th

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

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I just became super happy.

I definitely thought I was getting a C- in my calc class, seeing as I did horribly on the final. I did a full letter grade better than that. I got a B-, which is pretty freaking awesome, seeing as this is considered THE hardest math class I will ever take as an engineer. It’s certainly no A, but I am okay with this.

Dec 16th

Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 14th

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Brother steps out of the shower and begins singing...

Oh, how I’ve missed him.

Dec 14th

It's been 36 hours since I left school, and I...

First I was all YAY I’M HOME EXAMS ARE OVER Then I was like “oh wait, I have nothing to do and am really bored.” And then all my college friends on Facebook are like OH MAN, WE JUST HAD THE BEST NIGHT! TOO BAD YOU WEREN’T HERE! And I was just like “oh… that’s nice.” And then I realized that I miss everyone already. If I...

Dec 14th