23rd May

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS

23rd May

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

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I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

23rd May

dickfaerie:

adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic

lol.

haha.

youre so funny.

youre so hot.

of course i dont hate you.

23rd May

br000t:

se4h4ven:

toxic-ponies:

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

I’m still not socially active 

I’m not even active

23rd May

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23rd May

tomhiddles:

#OMG I AM SO FUNNY #LET ME LAUGH AT MYSELF

23rd May

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

23rd May
23rd May

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

23rd May

cybermeninblack:

if you sing les mis music with me you can’t be all casual and sing like any other song. you must sing wITH THE FIERY PASSION OF THE REVOLUTIONARIES WHO WOULD DIE FOR THEIR COUNTRY WE ARE NO LONGER TEENAGERS WE ARE IN FUCKING FRANCE FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES