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Did someone steal the stars and put them in your eyes?

Because the compacted mass is turning them into black holes. Hello I am Lauren and 21 and in college and really bad at writing these descriptions can't I just upload my resume or something instead. Uhh I'm in marching band at my school and am studying engineering. Also Dylan O'Brien's face is really pretty.

fenrirmakara:

okay so

women are expected to “take a hint” when a guy doesn’t like her 

but men need to be told “no” explicitly for them to even get a message, even then women risk making them angry and violent

BUT YEAH WE’RE COMPLETELY EQUAL

  #oh true  

darkmarxsoul:

iflybikes:

When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

I swear a lot of people would be less confused about their sexual orientation if they knew that romantic orientations were also a thing.

  #YEAH THIS    #i'm pretty bisexual but pretty heteroromantic so i just tell people i have very mild lesbian tendencies and call it a day  

officialunitedstates:

corporateaccount:

when someone says they’re running a 5k what does that mean. are they running 5000 miles or 5 kilograms? both are equally impossibe

5000 dollars

bursten:

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when i do it it’s like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

whiskyandoldspice:

sometimes the shit on supernatural starts seeming normal and sometimes u realize they are a couple of grown-ass men sitting in the woods around a circle of candles, waiting for a coffee machine to start talking to them thru a radio

  #spn  

leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

  #about me  

thesylverlining:

recentgooglesearches:

what does a meme taste like

None pizza with left beef.

rubyredwisp:

Sophie Turner plays Throne, Bone or Slay (x)

  #got cast